And now, for something different

...om nom nom

Curiouser and curiouser!

Just chillin'...

Just after 1 in the morning: too many bowls of cereal, too many chocolate milks and a whole bunch of Steel Panther make Sezdogz-something-something.

I hate you and how you try to weasle your way back into my life. Please take a hint, i hate doing this the hard way.

To smell or not to smell?

I shall start off my first blog by bringing up a very important issue. Smells. We deal with them every day. Well, most of us i would hope. We all have our favourite, strange smells that aren't bad, but odd. However, it has come to my attention, ever so directly, that people are starting to smell worse by the day. Or is it that my sense of smell is evolving and detecting scents i never could? Either way, the other day at work i served a woman who smelled like she forgot to wipe her arse and let the faeces just rot there in her crevices for years. I didn't want to reduce myself to spraying the store to avoid seeming rude but alas, that is what it came to.

Is it that hard to clean one's backside? Or are people getting lazier and dirter by the day? Are our children doomed to smell like corpses? Does my ass smell like that? I don't know dammit.



...it's times like these I wish there was a special island for the awesome people, that way the assy-smelling people could stick to the mainland with all the other retards.